Funny Baby Congratulation Quotes How Are These From The Archives Still Funny R Not ?

How are these from the archives still funny r not ? - funny baby congratulation quotes

An old man in the residence features a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked about the elderly in the next room to share with him.

After both totally bombed, they began to follow the old, and under his clothes. He managed to her blouse and bra before she stopped.

She said: "I can do that, I've got acute angina pectoris."

The old man said: "God, I hope you have the ugliest t * ts I've ever seen."


A man from Texas buys a round for everyone in the bar announcing his wife has just "a typical little boy in Texas, with a weight of ten kilograms." Congratulations and every shower of exclamations, "Wow!" To be heard. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender says: 'Hey, you're the parent of a typical baby born in Texas weighed twenty pounds, is not it? What is the baby now weighs? "The proud father answered," fifteen pounds. The bartender is puzzled. Why, what happened? Itweighs ten pounds at birth. "The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his mouth with his sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly proclaimed:" If he is not circumcised.


One day, a single mother who at the supermarket with her 4 children. She acted. Bad children. She ran crying to objects shelves and start screaming in all directions. The mother took them all and said: "I've swallowed it all!"